February 2012
“We’re helping him, as we should. We’ve gotten pretty good at this over the...”
– David Koch admitting he bought Wisconsin governor Scott Walker
If you can stomach it, I highly recommend reading the rest of David Koch’s extremely arrogant interview, where he talks about how he wants to be known as the guy who “cured cancer.”
(via mohandasgandhi) He doesn’t know what the hell...
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via tea-leafdancer)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
